Tiny Froggy.

I’ve never owned this many sneakers in my life time.

2 mice, 1 panel.

Plants growing in the basement.

Inside the well water cover, a rusty mud from the center of the Earth!

Rust in the electrical panel or burnt cheese pizza?

Weird Al might like the accordion, but used as plumbing piping, no!

Anyone know where the last piece of the puzzle is?

Honey, do you like my hair cut?

That is dog hair.

The patrol officer said the gun was not real.  Looked like it was to me!

But the machete was real!

9 Different table cloths in the attic crawl space!

Inspecting this roof was a little prickly!

Who did this?

My cousin’s next door neighbor’s dog walker’s mechanic’s hair dresser. Why?

Jump start your house!

Quick Access!


Hidden closet!

Snake skeleton!

The window is closed, why is there still a draft?

Half an air filter to better than no air filter.

Char-broiled attic.

Electrical Tape to the Rescue!

Took me forever to find the light switch!

Tell me you are not hearing the Super Mario Brothers theme music right now?

What? Why?

Nice! Very Nice!

What is this stuff hanging from the attic ceiling?

Pterodactyl Nests?

A second one?

Where does the vodka sauce go ?

Intestines or Foam Insulation?

Vent Stack – Almost Made it!

I hate it when there are parts left over!

Straight shot for Santa at this house.

Why is this house so cold?

 Because dust is not insulation.

Put a sock in it!

Who’s gonna check in the closet?

I do!

When 1 handrail is not enough,

 go with 3!

My highest temperature reading!

161 Degrees!

My highest Radon reading!

14.7 pCu/L!

Time to mitigate!


A lot of bees!

Rest in peace Mr. J.

The most narrow staircase ever!

My first triple tap!

A bird hole.

An Atari 400 Personal Computer sitting in the attic since 1979!

Box was empty.  🙁

Mushrooms growing in the basement ceiling.

Yes, that is a gun!

Why’d it have to be snakes!

And spiders!

And mice!

I hope it is not Mickey!

Dad Where is My Basketball

Dad, where is my basketball?

Honey, can you fix the tile?


I found this a-moos-ing

I’ll make it fit – light bulb

I’ll make it fit – toilet

Let us hope it is drought season

Voltage Tester
For that someone special

Coffee brightens my day

String Switch

     Am I seeing double?

Again, am I seeing double?

I wonder what plugged into this outlet?

Put a sock in it.

At the top…

…and the bottom.

The whole picture.