Crawlspace filled with leaking pipes, cobwebs and more sand than Narragansett beach.
Dude, you seem a little deflated. Everything OK?
9 Flavors of roofing shingles.
Mold on the ceiling and I don’t know what on the fan.
HA HA HA!
See that little door in your attic crawlspace where you store your cloths?
Open it up to get some fresh air.
This is a basement flood ready to happen.
Cannot use glue to join PVC and copper.
It was so cold!
How cold was it?
The water dripping from the Temperature Pressure Release valve froze as it made its way down the pipe!
When you glue your metal face plate to the wall and it falls on your tester.
Just a hair ball in the shower stall. Move along.
A number 2 pencil for your crossword puzzles!
Here is your attic access.
Do not mind the red spinning blades of death!
You know what this inspection needs?
I love model trains.
This inspection took 8 hours to complete.
I had to test the track!
1 ) See Fire
2) Throw at Fire
3) Fire is extinguished
Vote for Shemp!
Original 12″ wall mounted TV from 1980.
1/2 Size Panel Sale?
I’ve never owned this many sneakers in my life time.
2 mice, 1 panel.
Plants growing in the basement.
Inside the well water cover, a rusty mud from the center of the Earth!
Rust in the electrical panel or burnt cheese pizza?
Weird Al might like the accordion, but used as plumbing piping, no!
Anyone know where the last piece of the puzzle is?
Honey, do you like my hair cut?
That is dog hair.
The patrol officer said the gun was not real. Looked like it was to me!
But the machete was real!
9 Different table cloths in the attic crawl space!
Inspecting this roof was a little prickly!
Who did this?
My cousin’s next door neighbor’s dog walker’s mechanic’s hair dresser. Why?
Jump start your house!
The window is closed, why is there still a draft?
Half an air filter to better than no air filter.
Electrical Tape to the Rescue!
Took me forever to find the light switch!
Tell me you are not hearing the Super Mario Brothers theme music right now?
Nice! Very Nice!
What is this stuff hanging from the attic ceiling?
A second one?
Where does the vodka sauce go ?
Intestines or Foam Insulation?
Vent Stack – Almost Made it!
I hate it when there are parts left over!
Straight shot for Santa at this house.
Why is this house so cold?
Because dust is not insulation.
Put a sock in it!
Who’s gonna check in the closet?
When 1 handrail is not enough,
go with 3!
My highest temperature reading!
My highest Radon reading!
Time to mitigate!
A lot of bees!
Rest in peace Mr. J.
The most narrow staircase ever!
My first triple tap!
A bird hole.
An Atari 400 Personal Computer sitting in the attic since 1979!
Box was empty. 🙁
Mushrooms growing in the basement ceiling.
Yes, that is a gun!
Why’d it have to be snakes!
I hope it is not Mickey!
Dad, where is my basketball?
Honey, can you fix the tile?
I found this a-moos-ing
I’ll make it fit – light bulb
I’ll make it fit – toilet
Let us hope it is drought season
For that someone special
Coffee brightens my day
Am I seeing double?
Again, am I seeing double?
I wonder what plugged into this outlet?
Put a sock in it.
At the top…
…and the bottom.
The whole picture.