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Home Inspections by JML, INC.

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When you run out of the big one, two little ones will do.
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I guess the writing on the wall was wrong.
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A different color for the next 35 days.
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Punch a hole in the wall, fill it with plastic bags, no one will notice.
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How long has the sink been leaking? Long enough for the plyers to rust.
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You have a hidden safe room. Or just a safe in a hidden room.
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Fuses – 1955.
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They ain’t Nemo and Dory.
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They ain’t Nemo and Dory.
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Bathroom vent, so much wrong here.
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Why are there coconuts in a fry pan next to the toilet?
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They said the roof was only five years old.
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When the termites eat the National Geographic then leave.
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When the non-plumbing standard drum trap is used and installed wrong, you get a sewer smell every time you run the water!
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Love me some Disco and Babs on my 8-track!
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Nice to have a tank in your front yard.
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Is that Darryl Dixon’s crossbow?
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When the roof leaks onto the ceiling and you hide it with sheets.
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Obviously they did not think this through when they added the double sinks.
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10 mouse traps.
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Time to prune the garage roof.
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Not the recommended way to secure the air filter in the furnace.
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Smoke Detectors work when they have batteries in them.
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Always good to have eight broken bags of Zonolite. An insulation with Asbestos in it.
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The auto reverse sensor for the garage door do not belong on the ceiling rafters, 8 feet off the ground!
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Her name is Queeny.
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Various vent fails.
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Donating blood.
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My first elevator in a house.
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There was a bird in the bedroom.
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Drain the toilet or keep the heat on.
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Making it fit.
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Why is it wet inside the window?
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Bingo beats Bongo by a nose!
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Dishwasher is full, time to clean the bags and cat food?
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Clear piping to see your goldfish disappear.
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Shower cap for shower head?
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Just waiting for Skynet…
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Staircase to injury.
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Then why is it Volume 1?
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Little musical bug humor🤣
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Good thing I do not drink on the job!
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I am at a loss for words on this one.
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Controls are on the wall!
How old is this?
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Taking a cold shower to the next level.
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Honey! Why is there a panda in the bathroom?
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Tips?
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Crawlspace filled with leaking pipes, cobwebs and more sand than Narragansett beach.
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Dude, you seem a little deflated. Everything OK?
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9 Flavors of roofing shingles.
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Mold on the ceiling and I don’t know what on the fan.
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HA HA HA!
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See that little door in your attic crawlspace where you store your cloths?

Open it up to get some fresh air.
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This is a basement flood ready to happen.

Cannot use glue to join PVC and copper.
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It was so cold!

How cold was it?

The water dripping from the Temperature Pressure Release valve froze as it made its way down the pipe!
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When you glue your metal face plate to the wall and it falls on your tester.
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Just a hair ball in the shower stall. Move along.
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A number 2 pencil for your crossword puzzles!
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Here is your attic access.

Do not mind the red spinning blades of death!
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You know what this inspection needs?

More Cowbell!
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I love model trains.

This inspection took 8 hours to complete.

I had to test the track!
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Fire Grenade

1 ) See Fire

2) Throw at Fire

3) Fire is extinguished
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Vote for Shemp!
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Original 12″ wall mounted TV from 1980.
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1/2 Size Panel Sale?
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Tiny Froggy.
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I’ve never owned this many sneakers in my life time.
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2 mice, 1 panel.
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Plants growing in the basement.
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Inside the well water cover, a rusty mud from the center of the Earth!
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Rust in the electrical panel or burnt cheese pizza?
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Weird Al might like the accordion, but used as plumbing piping, no!
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Anyone know where the last piece of the puzzle is?
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Honey, do you like my hair cut?

That is dog hair.
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The patrol officer said the gun was not real. Looked like it was to me!
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But the machete was real!
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9 Different table cloths in the attic crawl space!
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Inspecting this roof was a little prickly!
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Who did this?

My cousin’s next door neighbor’s dog walker’s mechanic’s hair dresser. Why?
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Jump start your house!
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Quick Access!
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Hulk SMASH!
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Snake skeleton!
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The window is closed, why is there still a draft?
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Half an air filter to better than no air filter.
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Char-broiled attic.
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Electrical Tape to the Rescue!
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Took me forever to find the light switch!
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Tell me you are not hearing the Super Mario Brothers theme music right now?
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What? Why?
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Nice! Very Nice!
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What is this stuff hanging from the attic ceiling?
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Pterodactyl Nests?
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A second one?
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Where does the vodka sauce go?
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Intestines or Foam Insulation?
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Vent Stack – Almost Made it!
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I hate it when there are parts left over!
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Straight shot for Santa at this house.
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Why is this house so cold?

Because dust is not insulation.
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Put a sock in it!
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Who’s gonna check in the closet?

I do!
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When 1 handrail is not enough,

go with 3!
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My highest temperature reading!

161 Degrees!
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My highest Radon reading!

14.7 pCu/L!

Time to mitigate!
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Rest in peace Mr. J.
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The most narrow staircase ever!
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My first triple tap!
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A bird hole.
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An Atari 400 Personal Computer sitting in the attic since 1979!

Box was empty. 🙁
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Mushrooms growing in the basement ceiling.
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Yes, that is a gun!
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Why’d it have to be snakes!

And spiders!

And mice!
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I hope it is not Mickey!
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Dad, where is my basketball?
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Honey, can you fix the tile?

Done!
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I found this a-moos-ing
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I’ll make it fit – light bulb
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I’ll make it fit – toilet
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Let us hope it is drought season
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Voltage Tester
For that someone special
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Coffee brightens my day
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String Switch
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Am I seeing double?
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Again, am I seeing double?
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I wonder what plugged into this outlet?
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Put a sock in it.

At the top…
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…and the bottom.
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The whole picture.
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